Unemployed T-Shirt (Black)

The "Unemployed" Statement Tee is now available in a sleek, classic black. This version leans into a sharper, more graphic aesthetic while maintaining the same relatable message. It’s the perfect uniform for anyone prioritizing their mental health over their LinkedIn status—because burnout isn’t a badge of honor, but a good tee definitely is.

Product Overview

This is the ultimate "off-duty" essential. The Black Edition of our signature tee features high-contrast white graphics that pop against a deep black base. With its heavy-duty fabric and relaxed silhouette, it’s built to look as good on a coffee run as it does during a much-needed midday nap.

Design Details

• The Fit: A structured, oversized boxy cut that provides a modern, streetwear-ready drape without feeling sloppy.

• The Graphic: Crisp white screen-printed text on the back: “IT’S OKAY TO BE UNEMPLOYED (for now).” * Front Branding: The iconic "ZERO" logo block in white on the left chest for a sharp, minimalist finish.

• The Color: Deep, true black that acts as the perfect canvas for the high-contrast white lettering.

Size Chart

Size               Bust                Length

S                   59                       72

M                  61                        74

L                   63                       76

XL                 65                       78

Style & Versatility

"The unofficial uniform for the 'fun-employed.' Sharp enough for the street, comfortable enough for the couch."

The black colorway offers an edgier look than the off-white version. Pair it with dark denim or charcoal cargos for a monochrome "all-black" fit, or let it stand out against light-wash jeans and your freshest white kicks.

Technical Specifications